var Quotes=new Array();Quotes[1]="Never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake&quot;</I> -- Napoleon Bonaparte";Quotes[2]="640K [of memory] ought to be enough for anybody&quot;</I> -- Bill Gates (1981)";Quotes[3]="Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one&quot;</I> -- Bill Gates";Quotes[4]="De helft van de Amerikaanse bevolking leest nooit een krant. En de helft komt niet opdagen bij de presidentverkiezingen. Laten we hopen dat dit dezelfde helft is!&quot;</I> -- Gore Vidal";Quotes[5]="Journalistiek is het beroep waarbij je anderen uitlegt wat je zelf niet begrijpt.&quot;</I> -- Lord Northcliffe";Quotes[6]="Als iedereen hetzelfde denkt, dan denkt er iemand niet na&quot;</I> -- Lord Northcliffe";Quotes[7]="Vertel mensen nooit hoe ze iets moeten doen. Vertel ze wat ze moeten doen en je zult verbaasd staan over hun vindingrijkheid&quot;</I> -- Generaal George S. Patton";Quotes[8]="Ik denk dat God, toen hij de mens schiep, zijn bekwaamheid enigszins overschatte.&quot;</I> -- Oscar Wilde";Quotes[9]="Ik stel nooit tot morgen uit wat ik ook de dag erna kan doen.&quot;</I> -- Oscar Wilde";Quotes[10]="We artists are indestructible; even in a prison, or in a concentration camp, I would be almighty in my own world of art, even if I had to paint my pictures with my wet tongue on the dusty floor of my cell&quot;</I> -- Pablo Picasso";Quotes[11]="The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from&quot;</I> -- Ken Olsen";Quotes[12]="A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men&quot;</I> -- Willy Wonka";Quotes[13]="Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep&quot;</I> -- Scott Adams";Quotes[14]="Slinky, Slinky everyone loves a Slinky. Can I do it again?&quot;</I> -- Ace Ventura";Quotes[15]="If I'm not back in five minutes... Just wait longer&quot;</I> -- Ace Ventura";Quotes[16]="BUBBLES, BUBBLES, MY BUBBLES!!!&quot;</I> -- Bubbles";Quotes[17]="Fish are friends! NOT FOOD!&quot;</I> -- Sharks";Quotes[18]="I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least, I think it runs in my family. Come to think of it, where is my family?&quot;</I> -- Dory";Quotes[19]="I wish I could speak whale&quot;</I> -- Dory";Quotes[20]="I'm H<sub>2</sub>O intolerant&quot;</I> -- Sheldon";Quotes[21]="I hated the 70's. I bought a mood ring in the 70's. It turned black and stayed that way till the 80's&quot;</I> -- Eddie Nambulous";Quotes[22]="Nobody tosses a dwarf!&quot;</I> -- Gimli";Quotes[23]="I always liked walking south, it feels like walking downhill&quot;</I> -- Treebeard";Quotes[24]="That still counts as one!&quot;</I> -- Gimli";Quotes[25]="NO! Not the beard!&quot;</I> -- Gimli";Quotes[26]="You need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing&quot;</I> -- Peppin";Quotes[27]="No...the big one! Take the big one!&quot;</I> -- Peppin";Quotes[28]="We already had one... yes, but what about second breakfast?&quot;</I> -- Peppin";Quotes[29]="When plan A fails, you go to plan B. You don't do plan A recycled&quot;</I> -- Andre Drazen";Quotes[30]="Usability is like oxygen -- you never notice it until it is missing...&quot;</I>";Quotes[31]="Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better&quot;</I>";Quotes[110]="Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away&quot;</I>";Quotes[111]="Rookworst zonder R is ook worst&quot;</I>";Quotes[32]="Do, or do not. There is no try&quot;</I> -- Yoda";Quotes[33]="Alright, nobody move! I've got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it. I'm a donkey on the edge!&quot;</I> -- Donkey";Quotes[34]="We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles!&quot;</I> -- Donkey";Quotes[35]="You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!&quot;</I> -- Donkey";Quotes[36]="Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make&quot;</I> -- Lord Farquaad";Quotes[37]="Don't die, Shrek! And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!&quot;</I> -- Donkey";Quotes[38]="Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind!&quot;</I> -- Donkey";Quotes[39]="And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man there were some gases eeking outta my butt that day!&quot;</I> -- Donkey";Quotes[40]="Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone, there's no one to deride me. But you gotta have friends&quot;</I> -- Donkey";Quotes[41]="The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away&quot;</I> -- Shrek";Quotes[42]="Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you&quot;</I> -- Donkey";Quotes[43]="Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity&quot;</I> -- Shrek";Quotes[44]="I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted! And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried and smothered in chocolate&quot;</I> -- Fairy Godmother";Quotes[45]="Pray for mercy from Puss... in boots&quot;</I> -- Puss in Boots";Quotes[46]="Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We got a big order to fill&quot;</I> -- Gingerbread Man";Quotes[47]="Oh, don't feel bad, Shrek. Almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you&quot;</I> -- Donkey";Quotes[48]="If we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll call you&quot;</I> -- Donkey to Puss";Quotes[49]="I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird&quot;</I> -- Claire";Quotes[50]="Hey, when you mix up the letters for 'funeral' you get 'real fun'! How much do you love that?&quot;</I> -- Billy";Quotes[51]="Well, isn't it comforting to know that being miserable is still better than being an idiot?&quot;</I> -- Claire";Quotes[52]="We came here in peace. We expect to go in one... piece&quot;</I> -- O'Neill";Quotes[53]="If we don't get more power to the warp drive, we're going to get out and push&quot;</I> -- Tom Paris";Quotes[54]="All of us have violent instincts. We have evolved from predators ... Well, not me, of course. I've just been programmed by you predators&quot;</I> -- The Doctor";Quotes[55]="Do you hear that Mr. Anderson? That, is the sound of inevitablity. That, Mr. Anderson, is the sound of your death&quot;</I> -- Agent Smith";Quotes[56]="Mr. Anderson! Surprised to see me?&quot;</I> -- Agent Smith";Quotes[57]="At my signal, unleash hell&quot;</I> -- Generaal Maximus Decimus Meridius";Quotes[58]="If anything can go wrong, it will&quot;</I> -- Capt. Edward A. Murphy";Quotes[59]="I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work&quot;</I> -- Thomas Edison";Quotes[60]="I believe that the science of chemistry alone almost proves the existence of an intelligent creator&quot;</I> -- Thomas A. Edison";Quotes[61]="Our greatest weakness lies in giving up&quot;</I> -- Thomas A. Edison";Quotes[62]="Skills are cheap; chemistry is expensive&quot;</I> -- Mal Pancoast";Quotes[63]="What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon&quot;</I>";Quotes[64]="I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste&quot;</I> -- David Bissonette";Quotes[65]="Handy Guide to Modern Science: 1. If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology. 2. If it stinks, it's chemistry. 3. If it doesn't work, it's physics&quot;</I>";Quotes[66]="Hell, there are no rules here; We're trying to accomplish something&quot;</I> -- Thomas A. Edison";Quotes[67]="Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[68]="If you can't explain something to a six year old, you really don't understand it yourself&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[69]="Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[70]="The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[71]="I don't know what weapons World War Three will be fought with, but World War four will be fought with sticks and stones&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[72]="Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[73]="The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[74]="The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[75]="We must find a way, or we will make one&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[76]="Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[78]="The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[79]="Als we wisten wat we aan het doen waren, zou het geen onderzoek heten.&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[80]="Twee dingen zijn onbegrensd: Het heelal en de menselijke domheid. En van het heelal weet ik het niet eens zeker.&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[81]="No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again! I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this place! Can't you keep it clean for ten minutes!&quot;</I> -- Bob 'Mr. Incredible' Parr";Quotes[82]="I still got time&quot;</I> -- Bob 'Mr. Incredible' Parr";Quotes[83]="Hey! No force fields!&quot;</I> -- Dashiell 'Dash' Parr";Quotes[84]="We could be killed... or worse, our parents' marriage could be in jeopardy!&quot;</I> -- Violet Parr";Quotes[85]="Now your suit, dear, can stretch as far as you can without hurting yourself, light yet durable, able to withstand a nuclear explosion and machine washable darling. That's a new feature.&quot;</I> -- Edna 'E' Mode";Quotes[86]="Supermodels. Hah! Nothing 'super' about them - stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for GODS!&quot;</I> -- Edna 'E' Mode";Quotes[87]="What if we actually did what our wives thought we did... just to shake things up?&quot;</I> -- Lucius 'Frozone' Best";Quotes[88]="Girl superheroes are always trying to tell you their secret identity. They think it'll strengthen the relationship.&quot;</I> -- Lucius 'Frozone' Best";Quotes[89]="If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful&quot;</I> -- Manfred to Sid";Quotes[90]="Let's get something straight, ok? There's no &quot;we&quot;. There never was a &quot;we&quot;. In fact, without &quot;me&quot;, it wouldn't even be a &quot;you&quot;&quot;</I> -- Manfred to sid";Quotes[91]="There goes our last female&quot;</I> -- Dodo";Quotes[92]="Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?&quot;</I> -- Manfred";Quotes[93]="Tae Kwon Dodos, attack!&quot;</I> -- Dodo";Quotes[94]="They migrated without me. They do this every year&quot;</I> -- Sid";Quotes[95]="With my little stick and my highly evolved brain, (He pokes himself in the eye.) I shall creat fire&quot;</I> -- Sid";Quotes[96]="You're an embarrasment to nature. Do you know that?&quot;</I> -- Manfred";Quotes[97]="Whoa! Whoo! Yeah! Who's up for round two?&quot;</I> -- Diego";Quotes[98]="You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off!&quot;</I> -- Diego to Sid";Quotes[99]="You can play extinction later&quot;</I> -- Father tapir to his children, apparently stuck in a tar pit";Quotes[100]="I don't know about you guys but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen&quot;</I> -- Sid";Quotes[101]="I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed&quot;</I> -- Marvin";Quotes[102]="It's an important and popular fact, that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent&quot;</I> -- The Book";Quotes[103]="If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!&quot;</I> -- Zaphod";Quotes[104]="According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the best drink in the known universe is the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. It has the effect of having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon... wrapped around a large gold brick&quot;</I> -- The Book";Quotes[105]="I checked The Guide for the best way to rescue a prisoner from Vogsphere, it said &quot;don't&quot;&quot;</I> -- Ford";Quotes[106]="Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator&quot;</I> -- Marvin";Quotes[107]="Not that anyone cares what I think, but the Restaurant is at the *other* end of the Universe&quot;</I> -- Marvin";Quotes[108]="Here I am with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. Call that job satisfaction? I don't&quot;</I> -- Marvin";Quotes[109]="In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered as a bad move&quot;</I> -- The Book";Quotes[112]="I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by&quot;</I> -- Douglas Adams";Quotes[113]="Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away&quot;</I>";Quotes[114]="Rookworst zonder R is ookworst&quot;</I>";Quotes[115]="Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination&quot;</I> -- Albert Einstein";Quotes[116]="The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts&quot;</I> -- Bertrand Russell";Quotes[117]="Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself&quot;</I>";Quotes[118]="Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself&quot;</I>";Quotes[119]="Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself&quot;</I>";Quotes[120]="Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself&quot;</I>";var a=Math.floor(Math.random()*10000);var rand1=a%Quotes.length;document.write("<I>&quot;"+Quotes[rand1]);