var Quotes=new Array();Quotes[0]="<b>Een verstandig herder scheert zijn schapen, maar vilt ze niet.</span><span style='color:black'> - Tiberius Claudius Nero</b>"
Quotes[1]="Science is what you know. Philosophy is what you don't know.</span><span style='color:black'> - Bertrand Russell"
Quotes[2]="If your experiment needs statistics, then you ought to have done a better experiment.</span><span style='color:black'> - Ernest Rutherford"
Quotes[3]="There ain't no rules around here! We're trying to accomplish something!</span><span style='color:black'> - Thomas Alva Edison"
Quotes[4]="Every experiment proves something. If it doesn't prove what you wanted it to prove, it proves something else.</span><span style='color:black'> - Prof. Anon"
Quotes[5]="Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.</span><span style='color:black'> — Werner von Braun"
Quotes[6]="Photons have mass ?!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...</span><span style='color:black'> - Unknown person"
Quotes[7]="Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.</span><span style='color:black'> - Isaac Newton"
Quotes[8]="All science is either physics or stamp collecting.</span><span style='color:black'> - Ernest Rutherford"
Quotes[9]="Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.</span><span style='color:black'> - Indiana Jones"
Quotes[10]="The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.</span><span style='color:black'> - Thomas H. Huxley"
Quotes[11]="Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.</span><span style='color:black'> - Sir Arthur Eddington"
Quotes[12]="<i>Conclusion</i>: the place where you got tired of thinking.</span><span style='color:black'> - Unknown person"
Quotes[13]="There are lies, damned lies and statistics.</span><span style='color:black'> - Mark Twain"
Quotes[14]="Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories:<br>those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.</span><span style='color:black'> - Russell Baker"
Quotes[15]="Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.</span><span style='color:black'> — Richard Feynman"
Quotes[16]="The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries,<br>is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'</span><span style='color:black'> - Isaac Asimov";Quotes[17]="Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.</span><span style='color:black'> — Bumper sticker"
Quotes[18]="A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.</span><span style='color:black'> — Bumper Sticker"
Quotes[19]="There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.</span><span style='color:black'> — Bumper sticker"
Quotes[20]="If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.</span><span style='color:black'>  — Bumper sticker"
Quotes[21]="Entropy isn't what it used to be.</span><span style='color:black'> - Murphy's law on Entropy"
Quotes[22]="When a body is immersed in water — the telephone rings.</span><span style='color:black'> — Murphy's version of Archimedes' Law"
Quotes[23]="Things get worse under pressure.</span><span style='color:black'> — Murphy's Law on Thermodynamics"
Quotes[24]="Enough research will tend to support your theory.</span><span style='color:black'> — Murphy's Law on Research"
Quotes[25]="Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.</span><span style='color:black'> - Pablo Picasso"
Quotes[26]="The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it,<br>it doesn't get bigger or heavier.</span><span style='color:black'> - Bill Gates"
Quotes[27]="To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.</span><span style='color:black'> - Robert Orben"
Quotes[28]="The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program.</span><span style='color:black'> — Larry Niven"
Quotes[29]="Black holes are where God divided by zero.</span><span style='color:black'> — Stephen Wright"
Quotes[30]="Nothing is faster than the speed of light.<br>To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.</span><span style='color:black'> - Unknown person"
Quotes[31]="They say that something as small as a butterfly beating its wings in China can cause a hurricane in America,<br>so maybe we should go to China and kill all the butterflies, just to be safe.</span><span style='color:black'> — Ken Advent"
Quotes[32]="I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.</span><span style='color:black'> - WC Fields"
Quotes[33]="Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.<br>The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.</span><span style='color:black'> - Matt Lauer"
Quotes[34]="If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.</span><span style='color:black'> - George Gobol"
Quotes[35]="USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.</span><span style='color:black'> - David Letterman"
Quotes[36]="Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.</span><span style='color:black'> - Desmond Morris"
Quotes[37]="A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.</span><span style='color:black'> — Samuel Butler"
Quotes[38]="An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.</span><span style='color:black'>  — John Herro"
Quotes[39]="The ultimate goal of medicin is to make sure everybody dies of unnatural causes.</span><span style='color:black'> - Tom Bakker Schut"
Quotes[40]="If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?</span><span style='color:black'> - Art Hoppe"
Quotes[41]="In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.</span><span style='color:black'> - Dave Thomas"
Quotes[42]="Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!</span><span style='color:black'> - Steve Martin"
Quotes[43]="Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.</span><span style='color:black'> - Yakov Smirnoff"
Quotes[44]="In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.</span><span style='color:black'> - Yakov Smirnoff"
Quotes[45]="The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.</span><span style='color:black'> - Billy Connolly"
Quotes[46]="Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson.</span><span style='color:black'> - Mark Twain"
Quotes[47]="Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift' ... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'.</span><span style='color:black'> - Alexai Sayle"
Quotes[48]="Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.</span><span style='color:black'> - Will Rogers"
Quotes[49]="A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.</span><span style='color:black'> - Groucho Marx"
Quotes[50]="Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.</span><span style='color:black'> - Groucho Marx"
Quotes[51]="I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.</span><span style='color:black'> - Les Dawson"
Quotes[52]="My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.'<br>Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.</span><span style='color:black'> - Pablo Picasso"
Quotes[53]="If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet,<br>what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?</span><span style='color:black'> - Steven Wright"
Quotes[54]="Ik begrijp het niet... ik begrijp zelfs de mensen die het wél begrijpen niet.</span><span style='color:black'> - Koningin Juliana"
Quotes[55]="Chew before you swallow.</span><span style='color:black'> - George W. Bush after choking on a pretzel"
Quotes[56]="She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.</span><span style='color:black'> - Groucho Marx"
Quotes[57]="The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.</span><span style='color:black'> - George Orwell"
Quotes[58]="What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.</span><span style='color:black'> - Cindy Gardner"
Quotes[59]="Life is a sexually transmitted disease.</span><span style='color:black'> - R.D. Laing"
Quotes[60]="A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.</span><span style='color:black'> - Robert Frost"
Quotes[61]="History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.</span><span style='color:black'> - Leonard Louis Levinson"
Quotes[62]="Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, <br>which obeys its own special laws.</span><span style='color:black'> - Douglas Adams";Quotes[63]="I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.</span><span style='color:black'> - Douglas Adams"
Quotes[64]="Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President <br>should on no account be allowed to do the job.</span> - Douglas Adams"
Quotes[65]="You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool.</span><span style='color:black'> - Douglas Adams"
Quotes[66]="In the beginning the Universe was created.<br>This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.</span><span style='color:black'> - Douglas Adams"
Quotes[67]="Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.</span><span style='color:black'> - Confucius"
Quotes[68]="It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.</span><span style='color:black'> - Confucius"
Quotes[69]="The cautious seldom err.</span><span style='color:black'> - Confucius"
Quotes[70]="It was Nobody! Nobody is to blame!</span><span style='color:black'> - The Cyclops"
Quotes[71]="Freedom is a possession of inestimable value.</span><span style='color:black'> - Marcus Tullius Cicero"
Quotes[72]="Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' <br>has never tried taking candy from a baby.</span><span style='color:black'> - Unknown person"
Quotes[73]="Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.</span><span style='color:black'> - Bill Cosby"
Quotes[74]="The Doctor is in.</span><span style='color:black'> - Lucy (Peanuts)"
Quotes[75]="No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.</span><span style='color:black'> - Charles M. Schulz"
Quotes[76]="A man without horse is certainly worse; a horse without man always does as it can.</span><span style='color:black'> - Jolly Jumper"
Quotes[77]="Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'<br>Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night...'</span><span style='color:black'> - Charlie Brown"
Quotes[78]="Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.</span><span style='color:black'> - Yogi Berra"
Quotes[79]="Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.</span><span style='color:black'> - Albert Einstein"
Quotes[80]="I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.</span><span style='color:black'> - Albert Einstein"
Quotes[81]="Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.</span><span style='color:black'> - Albert Einstein"
Quotes[82]="Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.</span><span style='color:black'> - Albert Einstein"
Quotes[83]="Truth is what stands the test of experience.</span><span style='color:black'> - Albert Einstein"
Quotes[84]="The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.</span><span style='color:black'> - Albert Einstein"
Quotes[85]="The physicist's greatest tool is his wastebasket.</span><span style='color:black'> — Albert Einstein"
Quotes[86]="Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.</span><span style='color:black'> - Harry S. Truman"
Quotes[87]="Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.</span><span style='color:black'> - Chester Bowles"
Quotes[88]="Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.</span><span style='color:black'> - Unknown person"
Quotes[89]="The problem with political jokes is they get elected.</span><span style='color:black'> - Henry Cate VII"
Quotes[90]="Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.</span><span style='color:black'> - John Kenneth Galbraith"
Quotes[91]="Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.</span><span style='color:black'> - Otto von Bismarck"
Quotes[92]="My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling, but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.</span><span style='color:black'> - Winnie the Pooh"
Quotes[93]="Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.</span><span style='color:black'> - Winnie the Pooh"
Quotes[94]="I used to believe in forever, but forever is too good to be true.</span><span style='color:black'> - Winnie the Pooh"
Quotes[95]="One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday.</span><span style='color:black'> - Eeyore"
Quotes[96]="It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave when you are only a Very Small Animal.</span><span style='color:black'> - Piglet"
Quotes[97]="What may be done at any time will be done at no time.</span><span style='color:black'> - Scottish proverb"
Quotes[98]="Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.</span><span style='color:black'> - Jewish proverb"
Quotes[99]="If you believe everything you read, better not read.</span><span style='color:black'> - Japanese proverb"
Quotes[100]="Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.</span><span style='color:black'> - French proverb"
Quotes[101]="Do not employ handsome servants.</span><span style='color:black'> - Chinese proverb"
Quotes[102]="I'm still an atheist, thank God.</span><span style='color:black'> - Luis Bubuel"
Quotes[103]="Do or do not. There is no try.</span><span style='color:black'> - Yoda"
Quotes[104]="<b>Wetenschap is het bevredigen van eigen nieuwsgierigheid op kosten van de staat.</span><span style='color:black'> - Anonieme Rus</b>"
Quotes[105]="<b>Hier ligt Poot. Hy is dood.</span><span style='color:black'> - Grafschrift van Hubert Kornelisz. Poot</b>"
Quotes[106]="<b>Whenever I hear, 'It can't be done,' I know I'm close to success.</span><span style='color:black'> - Michael Flatley</b>"
Quotes[107]="<b>Er gaat meer bóven je petje dan eronder.</span><span style='color:black'> - Toon Hermans</b>"
Quotes[108]="<b>Evolutie heeft geen einddoel.</span><span style='color:black'> - Anoniem</b>"
Quotes[109]="<b>Opinie-onderzoek: aan mensen een mening vragen die ze niet hebben...</span><span style='color:black'> - Wim Kan</b>"
Quotes[110]="<b><i>Anticonceptie</i>: de paus is tegen, de bisschoppen voor en onder de dekens heerst verwarring...</span><span style='color:black'> - Wim Kan</b>"
Quotes[111]="<b>Niets is zeker, en misschien zelfs dát niet.</span><span style='color:black'> - Multatuli</b>"
Quotes[112]="<b>Painting is nothing but games of illusion.</span><span style='color:black'> - Bob Ross</b>"
Quotes[113]="<b>Als soldaten ooit zouden gaan denken, zouden ze allemaal deserteren uit het leger.</span><span style='color:black'> - Frederik de Grote</b>"
Quotes[114]="<b>D'Oh!</span><span style='color:black'> - Homer Simpson</b>"
Quotes[115]="<b><i>Distracted</i>. Now that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get <i>tracted</i>?</span><span style='color:black'> - Homer Simpson</b>"
Quotes[116]="<b>Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!</span><span style='color:black'> - Homer Simpson</b>"
Quotes[117]="<b>You never know when an old calendar might come in handy!<br>Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?</span><span style='color:black'> - Homer Simpson</b>"
Quotes[118]="<b>Homer no function beer well without.</span><span style='color:black'> - Homer Simpson</b>"
Quotes[119]="<b>Me lose brain? Uh oh.</span><span style='color:black'> - Homer Simpson</b>"
Quotes[120]="<b>Operator! Give me the number for 911!</span><span style='color:black'> - Homer Simpson</b>"
Quotes[121]="<b>I'll teach them a lesson they'll never forget by cutting off...<br>whatever extraneous parts of their bodies that still remain!</span><span style='color:black'> - Blackadder</b>"
Quotes[122]="<b>People are smoking them, building houses with them, … they'll be eating them next!</span><span style='color:black'> - Blackadder (talking about potatoes)</b>"
Quotes[123]="<b>Marvellous thing, democracy! Look at Manchester. Population 60 000, electoral roll 3.</span><span style='color:black'> - Blackadder</b>"
Quotes[124]="<b>I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel!</span><span style='color:black'> - Blackadder</b>"
Quotes[125]="<b>Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable,<br>I would have bought one at the market.</span><span style='color:black'> - Blackadder</b>"
Quotes[126]="<b>I don't believe in atheism.</span><span style='color:black'> - Hawkeye Pierce</b>"
Quotes[127]="<b>De postkoetsier poetst zijn postkoets met postkoetspoets en een postkoetspoetskatoen.</span><span style='color:black'></b>"
Quotes[128]="<b>Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.</span><span style='color:black'> - Unknown</b>"
Quotes[129]="<b>Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.<br><i>(I can't hear you... I have a banana stuck in my ear.)</i></span><span style='color:black'> - Ernie</b>"
Quotes[130]="<b>Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...</span><span style='color:black'> - Bill Murray in <i>Groundhog Day</i></b>"
Quotes[131]="<b>It´s better to stand on your own feet than someone else´s.</span><span style='color:black'> - Icelandic proverb</b>"
Quotes[132]="<b>The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.</span><span style='color:black'> - Linus Pauling</b>"
Quotes[133]="<b>De onzekerheidsrelatie van Heisenberg: heeft-ie nu wel een vriendin, of niet?</span><span style='color:black'></b>"
Quotes[134]="<b>Listen, buddy, if I could tell you in a minute what I did, it wouldn't be worth the Nobel Prize.</span><span style='color:black'> - Richard Feynman</b>"
Quotes[135]="<b>There are 10<sup>11</sup> stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion.<br>It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers.<br>Now we should call them economical numbers.</span><span style='color:black'> - Richard Feynman</b>"
Quotes[136]="<b>Statistics are like a bikini: what they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital.</span><span style='color:black'> - Anonymous</b>"
Quotes[137]="<b>Living well is the best revenge.</span><span style='color:black'> - Anonymous</b>"
Quotes[138]="<b>Virtue, among other definitions, may thus be defined: an action against the will.</span><span style='color:black'> - Anonymous</b>"
Quotes[139]="<b>Faith is that quality which enables us to believe what we know to be untrue.</span><span style='color:black'> - Anonymous</b>"
Quotes[140]="<b>The most essential mental quality for a free people, whose liberty is to be progressive,<br>permanent and on a large scale, is much stupidity.</span><span style='color:black'> - Walter Bagehot</b>"
Quotes[141]="<b><i>Brain</i>, n. An apparatus with which we think that we think.</span><span style='color:black'> - Ambrose Bierce, <i>The Devil's Dictionary</i></b>"
Quotes[142]="<b>An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion<br>as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.</span><span style='color:black'> - William B. Castle</b>"
Quotes[143]="<b>The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents... the second half by our children.</span><span style='color:black'> - Clarence Darrow</b>"
Quotes[144]="<b>That men do not learn very much from history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach.</span><span style='color:black'> - Aldous Huxley</b>"
Quotes[145]="<b>Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.</span><span style='color:black'> - Joseph Wood Krutch</b>"
Quotes[146]="<b>The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'Cheque Enclosed'.</span><span style='color:black'> - Dorothy Parker</b>"
Quotes[147]="<b>If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.</span><span style='color:black'> - Thomas Szasz</b>"
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